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Smart Questions

How can I pay for my Smart Ass?

Smart Ass accepts payment by Visa or MasterCard.

What taxes will I pay?

5% GST will be added to all Smart Ass orders shipped within Canada, and 7% PST will be added to all Smart Ass orders shipped within British Columbia. Canadian taxes will not be applied to orders shipped to the United States. Please note Smart Ass orders shipped to the United States may be charged customs or duty fees, the purchaser is responsible for these charges

How long do I have to wait for my Smart Ass?

Please allow approximately 48 hours for the Smart Ass Gals us to process and ship your order. Delivery times vary depending on the service you select.

What if I need to return my Smart Ass purchase?

Our goal is to provide a purely fabulous product. In the unlikely event that the Smart Ass you purchased is less than fabulous, either because the product is defective or has been damaged during shipping, we will be happy to replace it for you. Please return your Smart Ass in the original packaging along with a copy of your invoice to the address on the invoice.

As Smart Ass products are 'intimate' in nature, we can only replace the product if it has not been worn. An unworn, less-than-fabulous Smart Ass can be exchanged for a new Smart Ass of the same size and style or, if the item to be replaced is out of stock or discontinued, for an equally fabulous replacement Smart Ass.

To help us achieve our goal of providing fabulous gals everywhere with the perfect Smart Ass, please let us know why you are returning your Smart Ass and include the address you would like your exchange to be shipped to.

All items must be returned to Smart Ass within 30 days of purchase.

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