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Smart Ass thongs are lovingly made from a high-quality and super plush polyamide/spandex blend with 100% cotton gusset.
They're machine washable in cold, tumble dry low (it's not Smart Ass to be impractical - that would be Dumb Ass).
We "real world" tested countless designs to get just the right fit: a rise that's not too long; not too short, and a "floss" width that's truly comfortable.
Smart Ass thongs have serged seams for a seamless look- even under the most body-hugging fashions- because visible panty lines are just wrong.
A sexy cut- low in the front; high on the leg.
Smart Ass thongs are available in 2 fabulous sizes: s/m and m/l.