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"I got my order today! Love it! Love it! Probably the best underwear I own - and I own a lot! (Aside from shoes and lipgloss, underwear is my biggest obsession!) I ordered thongs for my girlfriends too and I've got orders and requests from other friends coming in crazy quick. Thanks gals! My real-ass-state thanks you!" -- Angi G., by email
"Hi Alix, I was really interested in trying the gal short, but being an avid thong wearer (I love your smart ass thong) I was nervous about making the switch! The gal short was the perfect fit, not too tight on the trim, and covers just enough. Now I’ve got two really comfy choices, I’ll have to try your bikini next." -- Denise Smith, Savvy Mom Media (and mom of 2 smart ass boys)
"I just wanted to let you know I received my underwear today and am so happy! First of all the shipping was like, overnight, which is awesome, and the thongs are great. I will be ordering more in the future, so thanks so much and keep up the great work! What a great Canadian company. I can't wait to get more SmartAss in the future!" -- Tenniel, by email
"Not only does my Smart Ass thong feel like I'm wearing nothing at all, it fits snug just where I need it and the cut is perfect for my low-rise jeans. And, the best thing is knowing that should someone peak, I'll put a smile on their face! Thank-you from a not-so-desperate housewife." -- Debra H., West Vancouver, BC
"They are the most comfortable pair of underwear I have ever put on. It feels like you have nothing on. I just couldn't believe it. I have to tell you my friend had a good laugh at me. At past 60 years old and putting on thongs. Just shows you, you are never too old to try new things. Have a really good day." -- Pat K., Burnaby, BC
"HA HA HA HA!!!! I'm still laughing. I love your website!!!! All the best to you ladies!" -- Taryn W., by email
"I love my EuroTrash gal short. It's my new go to piece. " -- Jane C., Vancouver, BC
"I was never a very big fan of the "thong". I had trouble finding ones that fit properly and were comfortable. But then I got the "shopaholic" knickers as a present and I love them. They are comfortable and wash well. I am now a convert." -- Lisa B., Victoria, BC
"hi cindy... thanks so much for getting the thongs to me so quickly... they look and feel amazing... i'm sure i'll be ordering some more in the near future... once again, thanks :)" -- melissa, by e-mail
"they fit great under jeans and are fun to wear" -- Kim A., Vancouver, BC